Okay, first off, the Magic: the Gathering (which is a super lame card game people occasionally play at the Battle Bunker when us Warhammerites leave them a free table, oh how kind and generous we are!) players in my area are absolute n00bz. I'm telling you, they locked me out of the Battle Bunker today in an attempt to wreak havoc on humanity's defences at planet Samshaus (currently heavily plagued by war against Waaagh! Samsyoungerbrothersunnamedarmy). Result: no Predator, super bleakness for the rest of the day. oh yeah, did I mention how the Magic: the Gathering players are epic n00blets?
Anyway, humanity will not fall so easily! I shall never give up, and thus tomorrow after school but before the debating in the evening, I am going to the Battle Bunker and claiming my new recruits. Hopefully I shall be able to get a squad of Assault Terminators or at the very least a paint set in addition to my latest mechanized addition. I was so amped for a build-job today!! Curse the Chaotic intentions of those n00bz!!! (by "those n00bz", I mean the Magic: the Gathering players in case I haven't made that clear already)
Harumph. Tomorrow I shall have my Predator, else the wave of Orks and Chaos and general Tyranid squishies shall be my downfall!! Forward, in the name of the Emperor!!!
Oh yeah, sorry about the emotionalitiness in the post today, but as you can probably gather I am super bleak thanks to some n00bz. I have been saving up, preventing my mum from stealing my money, finding a free weekend when nothing is happening, and actually cycling to the Battle Bunker (about 600 metres) to buy the damn tank! All of life is against me!!!
It's actually not all of life, it's just Magic: the Gathering. What n00bz.
Anyway, humanity will not fall so easily! I shall never give up, and thus tomorrow after school but before the debating in the evening, I am going to the Battle Bunker and claiming my new recruits. Hopefully I shall be able to get a squad of Assault Terminators or at the very least a paint set in addition to my latest mechanized addition. I was so amped for a build-job today!! Curse the Chaotic intentions of those n00bz!!! (by "those n00bz", I mean the Magic: the Gathering players in case I haven't made that clear already)
Harumph. Tomorrow I shall have my Predator, else the wave of Orks and Chaos and general Tyranid squishies shall be my downfall!! Forward, in the name of the Emperor!!!
Oh yeah, sorry about the emotionalitiness in the post today, but as you can probably gather I am super bleak thanks to some n00bz. I have been saving up, preventing my mum from stealing my money, finding a free weekend when nothing is happening, and actually cycling to the Battle Bunker (about 600 metres) to buy the damn tank! All of life is against me!!!
It's actually not all of life, it's just Magic: the Gathering. What n00bz.
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